So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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