Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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