they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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