well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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