another moral hangover. fuck.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I can't turn off my feet"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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