let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
