She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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