could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
