ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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