I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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