i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she told me i tasted like america
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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