I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
