i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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