we're blogging at a bar
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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