5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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