We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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