i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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