So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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