i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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