I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
