I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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