It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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