she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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