Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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