Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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