good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
worst night to have a conscience
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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