sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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