But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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