Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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