I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
third nipple confirmed
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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