After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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