plz talk dirty to me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
