so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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