Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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