She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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