my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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