After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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