I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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