similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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