My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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