you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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