And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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