oh god the rape fog is back!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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