Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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