She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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