I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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