So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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