it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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