I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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