I don't think brook has ever known best
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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