yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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