this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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