It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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