Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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