Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your cock deserves a montage
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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