Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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